slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:

The make out scene in it’s entirety.

Ah.

Now I truly understand why they call this planet barbaric.

Torture and exile our children though we might, I don’t believe I have ever seen such a spectacle. And on television, nonetheless!

What was that, Dionyza? Oh, yes, go on then, I’ll place another bet if thou doth insist.

No, not recently anyway. As thou can see, or at least I assume thou hath the ability to do so without eyes as thou already hath the ability to speak without a mouth, I am an awfully busy man.

*slowly removes the anon from his face and places it down*

Why on Sesharrim art thou eating my nose?

is now a good time to mention

that olivier has greatly miscalculated the amount he just gave Tack

and has in actuality given him something more like millions of pounds than the thousands he intended

ALTHOUGH GOOD NEWS FOR OLIVIER, HE CAN BE IN THE RICH PEOPLE CLUB NOW HE’S REALISED HIS SESHARRIMIAN MONEY IS WORTH SOMETHING

NIKKI’S SILLY